I’ve found it : a foolproof way to quit smoking. 1. Buy the cheapest, shittiest cigarettes that exist in the store. As soon as you stop justifying your brand, you realize that having a brand at all just gives you a false sense of being in control of smoking. 2. Look deeply into the yaw of addiction. Realize you are accepting that you are addicted to a drug and are choosing to accept it and...
ileolai: kylesbogusjourney: Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex. Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
The Irish Americans got good jobs, and they even got into office - they became...– I asked my Mum why she felt the culture of Irish Americans differed from that of the Irish in England and this was her answer. I thought it was kind of ace. (via titotansey)
Gawker started an IndieGogo crowd funding effort to raise 200k to buy video of the mayor of Toronto smoking crack. The above sentence reads like a Mad Lib. The only proof I need that the video is real is that they won’t pay for it directly. If if were being proffered by anyone they weren’t dead sure was a criminal, they’d have paid by cheque. That’s a legitimate, tax-deductible Capital...
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– (via joshhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
yossarian-lives: people who think they’re too good for will ferrell movies disgust me
anarchodurian666: i like to call situations kafkaesque and wait for people to call me out on incorrectly using that word, then i turn into a giant vermin and devour them