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The worst part of Yummy Cum is not the name, surprisingly, but the fact that the manufacturer warns, “Check with your doctor first.” Okay, let me go take this sex bottle to my doctor and ask him if it’s okay to take an unregulated combination of plant extracts to blast flavor out of my balls. I’m sure that will be worth spending two hours in his office, plus the co-pay for the office visit.

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dragondicks:

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why yes, this is a teaser for the thinkpiece ive been working on for a few weeks. a pumpkin-spice-latte-washed-wood-white-girl teaser, complete with normcore backpack. because i care about your aesthetic, tumblr.
aye. when the people who’ve made you start to die, then realistically, not pessimistically, you catch on that they won’t stop, time being such a skint bastard. it reminds you that the edges don’t have keepers.
by which i mean, you don’t need permission to live the way you want. and, even if you had; there’s no one to give it anymore.

why yes, this is a teaser for the thinkpiece ive been working on for a few weeks. a pumpkin-spice-latte-washed-wood-white-girl teaser, complete with normcore backpack. because i care about your aesthetic, tumblr.

aye. when the people who’ve made you start to die, then realistically, not pessimistically, you catch on that they won’t stop, time being such a skint bastard. it reminds you that the edges don’t have keepers.

by which i mean, you don’t need permission to live the way you want. and, even if you had; there’s no one to give it anymore.

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