laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

(via official-mens-frights-activist)

“I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand under the weight.”
— Malcolm X | The Autobiography of Malcolm X (1964)

(via official-mens-frights-activist)


Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

Love Is Art: The Fuck Painting

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“Love Is Art” is a $50 kit consisting of a piece of fabric and a bottle of paint. You put the paint on you and your partner’s body, fuck on the canvas, let it dry, and then hang it up. Then, probably, if you’re the kind of person who thinks this is cool, whenever someone asks, you smile creepily and say “That print was made by making love.”

Or, if you’re not a weirdo, you try it out of being a good sport and find that the paint dries fast and doesn’t come off your body, leaving you scrubbing your body and screaming in the shower (2 stars out of 5.)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via retroactivebakeries)

GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THE GODDAMN MOON

GIANT GLOWING RED ORB IN THE SKy

also there is Venus,the little reddish pinpoint you can see in the south with your very own naked eyes

all the inner planets rotate counter clockwise, save Venus. This world rotates clockwise (retrograde), contrary to the direction of its counter-clockwise (prograde) orbit. On Venus, the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Some astronomers think Venus initially rotated in a counter-clockwise direction, until a big planet-like object smashed into Venus, turning this world “upside down.”

JFL is crazy and I’m almost done the “media assets” bullshit part

a) picked my walk-on song. literally the first 15 seconds of this.

b) picked a name i don’t hate

c) made an appt to get a new head shot. so, this was interesting.

found this great article with bob odenkirk talking about how all standup comic headshots are terrible and they’ll always be terrible and impossible for them not to be terrible and now im worried

because one doesn’t want:

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you aren’t a legend yet:

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_1080/MI0001/425/MI0001425924.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

female standups even worse off:

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steve martin tho. 

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If all you’ve got to do today is find peace of mind
Come round, you can take a piece of mine
And if all you’ve got to do today is hesitate,
Come here, you can leave it late with me.
If all you’ve got to prove today is your innocence,
Calm down, you’re as guilty as can be,
If all you’ve got to lose alludes to yesterday,
Yesterday’s through, now do anything you please.

bowserfucker:

wonderfulworldofme:

nanodash:

Your brain is such a worthless slacker. I’ll prove it.

Relax and stare at this image for a while. After said while (thirty seconds…ish), the colours will begin to disappear (no it’s not a gif). You can even make them go away completely.

What’s happening is called Troxler’s Fading. After a while of receiving the same non-changing information, your brain gets bored and just discards the information because it’s too busy keeping an eye out for more pressing, changing information, like tiger attacks.

You know how when you wear a watch for a while you stop noticing it. Same thing. Your brain is an idiot.

It is pretty though.

the moment the picture disappeared from my sight was the moment my brain has disappointed me

Worthless?
This is awesome.

Your mind realized you already understand that image and that there’s no information in it and that you’re just staring at it for the sake of it and decided to move on to cooler things.

Imagine if something you experienced daily felt like a new experience all the time? That would suck. Getting used to an environment improves learning, or when something DOES change you notice.

You don’t have to absorb every piece of information thoroughly to get an understanding, and some information your brain says “I got that, it won’t bother me anymore unless I want it to specifically.”

This is fucking rad as fuck.

(via yourfriendlycomrade)

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